Remember when Crunch used to ride the sled down the steps of Target Center? And then, that one time Crunch hit KAT’s dad with the sled? This is why we can’t have nice things.
Born in 1989. Sign: Pisces. Status: Single.
For fans of the best mascot in the league. (Apologies, PHX Gorilla).
STATS
Mini white jersey with CRUNCH in dark text over 89.
Earrings made of durable hard plastic with glossy finish. Stainless steel posts and plastic backs.
Protect your studs! Do not get them wet.
Handmade by a basketball fan in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
